Christmas is well and truly on the horizon, folks, which means tis’ the season for present-hunting. If you’re a part of the organised gang, who started writing their gift-giving lists in July, then firstly, we are not the same, but God, I admire you. However, if you’re a part of the latter, who didn’t even realise that we’re 17 days out, then hey, join the club.
The good news? No matter what boat you’re in, we have a bunch of gift ideas to get your Secret Santa ready in no time. But while you’re shopping for all your nearest and dearest, don’t forget to nab a few things for the number one priority in your life: you! That’s why we’ve rounded up a hot list of sexy Christmas gifts that are sure to put you on the naughty list.
Alternatively, if you’re coupled up and looking for a spicy way to show your affections this year, don’t doubt the power of a good ol’ sex toy that you can both enjoy.
So, if you’re hoping to have yourself a merry little Christmas (in more ways than one), check out our list of sexy gift options below.
Turn those Ho Ho Ho’s into oh, oh, oh’s with Vush’s Majesty 2 + Empress 2 bundle. It comes with Vush’s best-selling clit sucker and powerful wand and is sure to deliver some not-so-silent nights.
Fitted with Frenchie’s best-selling dual motor flexible vibrator, The Double Entendre, as well as their sold-out lube, wet wipes, eye mask and lovers dice, this pack is the ultimate gift for couples (and the complete starter pack to a steamy night).
Perfect for both solo and partnered use, this little gem is the ultimate find if you like the feel of a good ol’ gentle stroke. What’s better NORMAL also offers a 100-night stand guarantee, so if you buy it and it simply doesn’t hit the spot – you’re entitled to a full refund.
Your clean-up rag has truly never looked better, thanks to Splash Blankets, who have just dropped a new range of waterproof blankets for you to lay down before you do the deed — especially if it’s that time of the month. The perfect gift idea for couples or solo play.
Using dual motors, this device claims to “massage with deeply satisfying sonic waves”, which is truly the ultimate act of self-love in my books. Nab yourself one now at this awesome sale price for a limited time only.
Talk about getting into the spirit of things. This Wild Weekend Couple’s Sex Toy Kit comes with 11 pieces of fun, including a range of vibrators, anal toys, cock rings and more for both parties to enjoy.
Described as “a whole new sensation for a whole new orgasm,” you’ll want this little device in your life. Sleigh!
Rumour has it, that the Satisfyer Pro 2 is one of the world’s best-selling sex toys, so of course, it would make a bloody good gift idea.
What about this cute but unassumingly powerful bullet vibrator?!
This fancy-looking device is an oral sex simulator designed for women and people with vaginas. Literally mind-blowing.
Not only will Lovers Lube add an extra element of fun to your play, but it’s also good for your bits! A great stocking stuffer if you ask me.
Bondage, but make it festive, baby!
Happy sexy gift shopping, friends. May your days using these lil’ babies be merry and bright.
Oh, and if you need more (less x-rated) inspiration, we’ve also put together a range of other gift guides below.
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