Spreadsheets Adds Data Tracking, Achievements To Your Sex Life

Spreadsheets Adds Data Tracking, Achievements To Your Sex Life

iOS: A wise man once quoted a wise man who said: “Eveything in life is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about data points, charts, and getting achievements.” Or something like that. Spreadsheets lets you add sex to the list of areas of your life you can track and gamify .

While “Hey baby, what do you say we quantify it up tonight?” is among the least sexy sentences you can say to your significant other, the app can actually be pretty fun. To track your sessions, you tap one button in the app and place your phone on the bed. It will then measure duration, decibel level, and other information. It does not, however, record any video or audio.

Spreadsheets (Ha! I just got that) keeps track of your sessions and offers achievements for you and your partner. While it might seem cheesy, it can also be a fun way to spice up your sex life. Of course, this wouldn’t be the first time we suggested using a spreadsheet as a marital aid , so who’s to say what you and your partner can and can’t enjoy?

Spreadsheets [iTunes App Store]

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