How To Fake An Irish Accent To Score Free Beer And Kisses On St. Patrick's Day

St. Patrick's Day is one of the few days of the year where you get to indulge in drunken debauchery with like-minded strangers — especially if you're Irish. In the following video, Gizmodo editor Luke Hopewell explains how to perfect your Irish brogue to maximise the messy mayhem. Apparently, it's all in the spelling...

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Several years ago, I was stumbling around with a mate on St. Patrick's Day when an attractive lass approached us and asked if either of us were Irish. Without missing a beat, my buddy (a born-and-bred Aussie) replied that he was. She then proceeded to make out with him for about ten minutes.

The moral of the story is that you should pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day. If that all sounds a bit too sleazy, you can also use the accent to score free booze in bars. Let the craic commence!

Music: Aislinn Morrissonsa


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    A good friend of mine was born on St Pats. He couldn't do an Irish accent but he still hooked up ok.

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