Not so long ago, Vegemite took to Twitter to announce a highly polarising creation – the Vegemite Icy Pole. This is a thing that really happened.
In December last year, the official Vegemite Twitter account dropped the following tweet onto an unprepared universe:
Brace yourselves Australia… it’s time for VEGEMITE Icy Poles! #Chilled pic.twitter.com/AgbsR2QKCN
— Vegemite (@Vegemite) December 13, 2017
“Brace yourselves Australia… it’s time for VEGEMITE Icy Poles!” It proclaimed. The tweet was followed by a link to a DIY recipe on its website. There was also a hashtag that failed to trend.
Now, we like to think we’re in the ‘happy-little-Vegemite’ camp when it comes to Australia’s favourite spread – we champion its use in all kinds of unconventional ways. But the concept of a yeast-based ice block was clearly a bridge too far. The internet agreed:
https://twitter.com/MichelleGHunder/status/940809865664090112
— Suzie (@Suzie_Cue) December 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/MRDCOLD793/status/941052279053959169
https://twitter.com/danhwelI/status/940825127318679552
https://twitter.com/BalmainParis33/status/940814473660641281
It’s a sad day in Australia.
The day Vegemite deletes its account.
🙁— jack ryan 🙏 (@dctrjack) December 13, 2017
— Phid McAwesome (@PhidMcAwesome) December 13, 2017
Not even if rat-arsed drunk
— hopzilla (@trinnybopper) December 13, 2017
Every day we stray further from god’s light
— Chainsaw: Fancy Goblin (@Chainsawnicorn) December 13, 2017
— Kimi (@DKerrzy) December 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/bizzleshavana/status/940817464014921728
— 💧On safari in the Dunning-Kruger National Park🌱 (@hingehead) December 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/Vanderubble/status/940818236723036160
If you’re intrigued by this bizarre dessert, you can find the recipe here. May the gods have mercy on your soul.
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This story has been updated since its original publication.
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