My 8 Biggest Steam Pet Peeves

My 8 Biggest Steam Pet Peeves

Art by Tara Jacoby.

Steam is perhaps the most monolithic gaming platform, the PC’s biggest show in town by a long shot. It’s also a multi-layered mess of systems and ideas, a Frankenstein UI (FrankenstUIn) assembled from limbs and tissue whose purposes are dimly remembered at best. It annoys the piss out of me sometimes, is what I’m saying.

Valve’s one-stop PC gaming shop/community/home for wayward algorithms isn’t outright broken, but many of its constituent elements have had ridiculous amounts of clunk in the trunk for years. It’s like a long-term relationship: minor annoyances become magnified over time until they’re like concentrated beams of sunlight burning holes in your goddamn skull. Here are my favourites!

When “remember my password” doesn’t remember my password.

You have one job, tiny check box on the login screen. It’s not even complicated.

When I have to click my way through a small labyrinth to see a full list of newly-released games.

Once upon a time, finding a full list of newly-released games on Steam was as simple as clicking a tab. Now it’s a whole freaking process.

First you have to scroll down to the “new and trending” tab on the front page. Then you have to click the “see more new releases” button at the bottom of that. Instead of taking you to a list of new releases, as you would expect, it takes you to another page that is functionally very similar to the page you were just on.

Then you’ve gotta scroll down to another box and click the “new releases” (as opposed to “popular new releases”) tab in that. Then you’ve gotta scroll to the bottom of that and finally the holy grail, an “all new releases” button, is within your grasp.

When I want to go to one of two entirely different Steam Workshop pages, but end up at the other one.

Steam has two landing pads for Workshop, its selection of user-made mods. The main one, which you access from the drop down “community” menu at the top of the screen, conveys basically no actual information about any mods.

It just shows you some icons for games that have mods and gives you news about updates to the Workshop on Valve’s end. You’re better off just searching for games’ Workshop pages individually. The other main Workshop page can be found if you click the “community” button at the top of the screen instead of mousing over it, then click a different “Workshop” option on that page.

This gives you a list of popular and recent mods that’s vaguely useful if you want to see what modders have been up to lately. It’s also buried like the pet goldfish your parents accidentally killed and never, ever want you to know about.

When that green banner asking “is this still your current email address” pops up again and again and again.

Yes, it is. It has been for 13 fucking years. Please stop asking me.

When unreleased games show up in the “new releases” section for no apparent reason.

Oh dang, I had no idea this cool-looking game was out already! Oh wait, just kidding: it’s not releasing until the year Mega Man X takes place.

When I tell Steam to download a game I want to play now, and it immediately shoves it to the bottom of a queue of ten other downloads that I do not give a single shit about.

If I’m trying to download a game now, the implication is that I want to play it as close to now as possible.

I don’t want to feel my bones decaying and my skin sagging as a bunch of random updates move like a pack of terminally ill slugs, nor do I want to realise 40 minutes after the fact that the download I wanted hasn’t even started yet.

When, once I manually shove a game to the top of the download queue, Steam has to “allocate disk space” for 12 minutes.

Why does this particular thing take so long? What’s the deal? These are rhetorical questions! I’m not a tech wizard and don’t actually care about the answers! I just want this process to take fewer than a million years!

When downloads hit 100 per cent, and then nothing happens, seemingly for no reason.

See previous entry.


  • Happy to live with most of these for the convenience. The one thing that *really* annoys me is moving games to another drive. Last time I tried the ‘move’ feature it inexplicably took 100 years to do so. So the option is to copy the files to the new spot and let Steam ‘discover’ the files. This works fine, except if you’re moving the game to an SSD without space for 2x the game you are copying, you are out of luck. First, you copy the files. Then, before it even checks for files, it insists on there being the 40GB (or whatever is needed) of free space as well. Annoying!

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