There are moments in life when it behooves one to be able to draw a realistic looking arse. It could be to amuse your kids, to insult an uptight colleague or to gratify yourself during the Apocalypse with some DIY pornography (the internet will have probably stopped working, y'see). This in-depth video shows how it's done using just five lines. Male and female butts both included!
Karl Gude is an artist who used to be the director of information graphics for US magazine Newsweek. In the video below, Gude demonstrates how to draw a perfect derriere in just five pen strokes. The clip includes a step-by-step guide for drawing large butts, skinny butts, normal butts and butts with big hips and thighs. "Also, a butt from the side," Gude explains on his YouTube page. Bless.
So what are you waiting for? Grab a pen, click on the video below and get "cracking"! [You're fired — Ed.]
(For those who were wondering, Gude utters the word "butt" 27 times in the above video. Class dismissed.)