Summer Is Coming: Get Your Game Of Thrones Fix With These Similar Works Of Fiction

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Summer Is Coming: Get Your Game Of Thrones Fix With These Similar Works Of Fiction

Are you sick of waiting for Game Of Thrones to return to your TV screen? Have you all but given up on George R. R. Martin finishing the next book? If the answer is “yes” to both questions, here are some TV shows, books, movies and comics that will help to fill that Westeros-shaped void in your life…

Winter may nearly be over here in Australia, but for fans of A Game Of Thrones it’s only just begun. Whether you’re an avid viewer of the HBO TV series or a proponent of the original books, there’s going to be a long and chilly wait ahead. (The show isn’t slated to return until Q2 2014, while the next book probably won’t hit shelves until 2089.)

But don’t offer yourself up to the Many-Faced God just yet. Here are some other bloody slices of Martin-esque entertainment that should help to keep you occupied.

A note on our selection criteria: You may notice that not all of the choices below belong to the fantasy genre. This is no accident. The beauty of Game of Thrones is that it has the scope and complexity of a meticulously researched historical drama. Indeed, George R. R. Martin originally toyed with having no magic in the series at all, but eventually changed his mind due to a lifelong love of dragons.

Subsequently, we’ve widened our net to include fictional works set in the real world; from Ancient Rome to Medieval Europe. Basically, as long as it’s set in the past, has highly compelling characters and lashings of sex and/or violence, we considered it fair game! Now onto the list…

Books/Comics

Legend (David Gemmell)


The late, great David Gemmell is one of the true heavyweights of heroic fantasy, and it all started here. Imagine if the Battle of Blackwater from A Clash of Kings had been expanded into an entire novel — that’s what Legend is like. It tells the story of Druss, a grizzled, legendary warrior who decides to embark on one last adventure in the twilight of his winter years (imagine the Hound crossed with Barristan Selmy and you’re halfway there).

The majority of the story takes place in a besieged stronghold which is the only obstacle between the civilized ‘Drenai’ realm and an invading horde of barbarians. Much like A Game Of Thrones, Legend features a believable medieval-style world with a light sprinkling of the fantastical. Its characters are flawed, morally grey and tragically expendable. Gemmell went on to write other books in the Drenai universe but this original tale remains his best.

If you love Game of Thrones’ gritty medieval atmosphere and large-scale battle scenes, Legend won’t disappoint.

A Game Of Thrones Comic (Daniel Abraham)



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Despite the beefcake illustrations, it’s actually a surprisingly faithful adaptation of the book with none of the clumsy abridging that so often mars comic adaptations. The series is published monthly in 29-page installments, although you can also snap up collected editions complete with hardcovers and bonus art.

The First Law series (Joe Abercrombie)



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The First Law series also contains an essential element that A Game Of Thrones arguably lacks — humour. The droll inner monologues of each principle character are often hilarious, which helps to brighten up the bleak and bloody subject matter. If Terry Pratchett toned down the satire and amped up the violence in his novels, the result would read something like this.

We recommend starting with the standalone Best Served Cold before moving onto The Blade Itself which kicks off the core trilogy.

Borgia comic series (Alejandro Jodorowsky)



Jodorowsky plays fast and loose with historical accuracy, but that only makes the story more fun. Meanwhile, the art by Milo Manara is almost too good for the silly sauciness on display. There’s also a few tragic deaths and some excellently choreographed battle scenes — everything that a Game Of Thrones fan needs, basically.

If your favourite part of A Game Of Thrones is the court intrigues and deviant sex acts, the Borgia comic series is for you. You pervert.

The Steel Remains (Richard K. Morgan)



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Refreshingly, one of the main protagonists is a brutal mercenary who also happens to be gay. The book explores his sexuality in a frank and open manner. So if you enjoyed the Renly/Loras dalliances in the Game Of Thrones TV show there’ll be plenty to interest you here.

TV Shows

Spartacus (Starz)



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Rome (HBO)



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There are also plenty of shock deaths for people who don’t know their history — by the last episode, practically everyone is sailing up the river Styx. Because this is a HBO series, there are one or two wholly gratuitous sex scenes per episode; just like another show we could mention.

Vikings (History Channel)



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Movies

Ironclad (Jonathan English)



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The film also boasts a cameo from Charles Dance (AKA Tywin Lannister) as the Archbishop of Canterbury.

Conan The Barbarian (John Milius)



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Like HBO’s Game Of Thrones, the film benefits from a realistic, historical look thanks to on-location shooting in Europe. The swordplay and practical effects are also impressively authentic looking — real animal blood was used in many of the fight scenes. We’re not sure why it has such a hokey reputation; it’s actually a very solid movie.

Khal Drogo fans might also want to check out the 2011 remake which stars the horse lord himself; Jason Momoa. That’s your cue to start swooning, ladies.

Queen Margot (Patrice Chéreau)



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Oh, and if you thought the Red Wedding was bad, just wait until you see Margot’s nuptials which culminate in the St. Bartholomew’s Day Massacre. Rob Stark got off lightly, frankly.

So what have we missed out? If you’ve found a fitting substitute to Game Of Thrones (whether book, TV show or movie), let us know in the comments section below. But be warned — anyone who suggests Dungeons And Dragons: The Movie will be tossed off the Wall.

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Comments

  • Richard Morgan’s book is the first of three (two published, the last out soon).

    I’d also like to suggest Steph Swainston’s Castle series, beginning with The Year of Our War. It’s been very well-received and widely translated, but is poorly distributed in Australia. Australian book distributors seem to revel in only making available the later books of series and making the first volume impossible to purchase anywhere but online.

    TV wise, I must say that Vikings has been unexpectedly excellent and deserves more than the cursory mention here. You’ve also missed the obvious The Borgias TV series with Jeremy Irons.

    For short, hilarious and beautifully written heroic fantasy, no one can touch James Thurber’s The Thirteen Clocks, described by Neil Gaiman as probably the best book in the world. Read it aloud, or listen to one of the recordings by Edward Woodward (my favourite), Peter Ustinov or Lauren Bacall. It’s sometimes bundled with the very funny The Wonderful O.

      • @ Chris Jager: Why do you make Vikings seem like a joke? I believe its probably the closest thing to game of thrones in regards to TV shows and much better than Spartacus and Rome. They really did a great job with the show. It’s fast paced (what usually takes 6 episodes in GoT happens in one in Vikings), has plenty of sex scenes, twists and unexpected deaths. Not to mention it also actually has fighting in it compared to GoT where they lead up to a single battle on the season finale and even then its like they had a $50 budget for the war scene. Almost makes GoT all talking like a medieval ‘Neighbours’.

        Having said this, anyone who reads this article, I suggest you ignore the writer and definitely check out Vikings.

  • I wouldn’t start Abercrombie with Best Served Cold as it gives away some major plot points of the First Law trilogy.

    I’d also recommend Scott Lynch, Daniel Abraham, Paul Kearney and NK Jemisinfor some brilliant fantasy series.

  • David Gemmell gets my vote– if you can trust a guy in the comments. Superb stories and Legend, followed by Waylander, are quality books that are well worth your time.

    • Agreed, One of the best heroic fantasy writers ever. I love King Beyond The Gate. They are all fantastic and when he died I was shattered. Still have a signed copy of one of his books – signed to ME! My uncle stood in line and Gemmell said “I don’t write names”. My uncle replied, “Yes you will”. And he did.
      Add David Farland for a decent read, not as good as DG though. Lastly, if you can locate Mary Gentle “Grunts” you will split your sides. Brilliant and funny. Her other books way too weird.

  • A bit surprised that Neal Stephenson’s ‘Baroque Cycle’ wasn’t mentioned. A fantastic read (and re-read). Dense, multi-layered, lashings of drama, murder and sex with plenty of humour. For the Theon fans, one of the main characters is ‘half cock Jack Shaftoe’.

  • Or another alternative – play the Game of Thrones board game! It’s good fun – especially with all 6 players and you can make deals and backstab your friends as much as you want!
    As for Greyjoy – I won my first game with Greyjoy – I allied with Lannister and took out Stark and Baratheon!

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