Earlier in the month, we attended TechEd 2013 in New Orleans, Louisiana. During a press shindig, one of Microsoft’s American PR representatives asked us to name Australia’s ten best movies with the stipulation that they actually be capable of entertaining non-Australians. This proved to be a surprisingly difficult undertaking…
The problem with recommending Australian movies to a non-Australian viewer is that you need to exclude anything that relies too heavily on localised humour. Films like The Castle and Muriel’s Wedding might be considered classics down-under, but they generally don’t translate overseas too well. A good recommendation needs to be uniquely Australian yet still accessible to an international audience.
We also limited our choices to movies that were principally financed in Australia, so stuff like Moulin Rouge and The Matrix don’t count. We also tried to represent a decent mix of genres to appease every type of film lover.
After a lot of debate and head-scratching, here are the Top Ten Australian films that we eventually came up with (in no particular order):
The Story of the Kelly Gang (directed by Charles Tait)
The Story of the Kelly Gang is a 1906 silent movie that we’re recommending for two reasons: the Ned Kelly story is fascinating if you haven’t heard it before (particularly the suit of armour stuff) and it happens to be the first feature-length film ever made. Before it, all full length movies were just a collection of shorts. The actors also used Ned Kelly’s real armour.
Two Hands (directed by Gregor Jordan)
The success of Pulp Fiction left literally hundreds of consciously hip crime movies in its wake, but few were as successful as Two Hands. Following the bumbling exploits of would-be criminal Jimmy (Heath Ledger), the film is most notable for its hilarious turn from Bryan Brown as King’s Cross mob boss Pando. It also launched the careers of Ledger and the ridiculously pretty Rose Byrne.
Gallipoli (directed by Peter Weir)
Gallipoli is widely considered to be Australia’s finest cinematic accomplishment and one of the best war movies of all time. The film follows the plight of a handful of Western Australian men during the Gallipoli Campaign of the First World War. The film had a huge budget for the time and the battle scenes with their masses of extras still pack a punch today. The film also helped to launch Mel Gibson to international stardom.
Walkabout (directed by Nicolas Roeg)
Mad Max 2 (directed by George Miller)
Picnic At Hanging Rock (directed by Peter Weir)
The Dish (directed by Rob Sitch)
The Proposition (directed by John Hilcoat)
Dark City (directed by Alex Proyas)
Red Dog (directed by Kriv Stenders)
And here are the ten movies that you should never recommend to a non-Australian (click on each title to watch the trailers):
TEN AUSSIE FLICKS TO AVOID AT ALL COSTS
- Welcome To Woop Woop
- Howling III
- Reckless Kelly
- Wog Boy II: Kings Of Mykonos
- The Extra
- Snowtown (brilliantly made, but it will scar you emotionally forever)
- You And Your Stupid Mate
- Australia
- Turkey Shoot
- Strange Bedfellows
So what did you think of our list? Let us know which films you would recommend to a non-Australian in the comments section below. Bring on the film debate!
No Chopper? No Wog Buy, which was worlds better than its sequel? No Romper Stomper? By limiting your choices, you’re missing out on some rather decent films. Especially The Castle, which you have left out.
As mentioned, we wanted to represent a decent mix of genres. Romper Stomper and Chopper are both crime movies and we already have a couple of those on the list. (I agree they’re both brilliant though. Wog Boy… not so much.)
The castle and wog boy are rubbish
The Dish is a better movie than The Castle and in the “same genre”.
I’d have Shine on my list.
They’re both fantastic for different reasons.
The Castle flopped overseas. Too much of the humour is localised.
You’re talking about the re-dubbed version, where references of Hey Hey were turned into ‘Letterman’, where Kingswoods were turned into ‘Lincoln Continentals’ etc. Working Dog redubbed a LOT of the dialogue into american rubbish to ‘localise’ it to there. A lot. Infact, every american I personally know who sees the aussie version much prefers that one.
Another example, they change the name of all the dinners the wife cooks as well to yank dinners.
Since you’re missing a horror flick, “Wolf Creek” should’ve made the list. Also, “Australia” wasn’t that bad. Sure it was overlong and dragged on a bit, but it dealt with some pretty serious themes and had some amazing shots of the outback.
Picnic at Hanging Rock is not based on a true story. http://www.abc.net.au/atthemovies/txt/s3626005.htm
I would add Crocodile Dundee (awful film, but also iconic), Wake in Fright, Priscilla Queen of the Desert, Beautiful Kate and Last Ride.
I once read a ‘world’s greatest mysteries’ book that claimed it was all based on a true story. They devoted a whole chapter to it. Tch.
Also, we left Crocodile Dundee off the list because so many non-Aussies have already seen it.
I was thinking of Beautiful Kate, and I would also throw in The Black Balloon
Yep its a complete fiction. No one disappeared. Skeptoid did a great episode of it.
http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4308
What no BMX Bandits? 😛
Dark City? Really not on my list, I thought it was really ordinary.
Priscilla: Queen of the Desert.
Japanese Story.
And before I’m required to hand my man card in: The Odd Angry Shot.
HOW IS THE CASTLE NOT ON THIS LIST?!
I remember the Castle did a re-shoot of some scenes for the American audience changing Rissoles to Meatloaf, plus a few other language changes. So you could still recommend this.
I grew up in a different country, but have been living here for over 10 years now.
After being told countless times to watch The Castle, I finally caved in recently. It really wasn’t worth it.
If you don’t have “Gettin Square” on your list, you need to reevaluate your life.
Canno agree more.
Agreed! +1
Undead = Best
I wouldn’t even put Undead in my top 10 zombie flicks list. 😛
BOOOO 😛
As a foreigner living in Australia since 2011, I quite enjoyed “Mental” starring Toni Colette. After getting to know the Australian lifestyle a bit, I rather enjoyed “The Castle” as well. But it would definitely be lost on most non-Australians.
My 10 picks are,
Bliss
Dogs in Space
Caddie
Man of Flowers
Two Hands
Spotswood
Smiley (1956)
Priscilla, Queen of the Desert
Careful he might hear you
The Adventures of Barry McKenzie
Upvote for ‘Dogs in Space’ and ‘The Adventures of Barry McKenzie’… – actually most of your list is pretty great.
Sideways-vote for not including ‘The Cars That Ate Paris’. 😛
I’m glad to see The Dish included. Was Point Break an aussie movie?
what about Kenny?
Razorback? I know it’s a suspense/horror (and there are too many on the list).
Maybe man from snowy river? Whole that movie bored me to tears, it was popular. And it’s true that I yawned tears watching it…
Razorback was totally on my runners’ up list
Not a single chick flick on that list. Muriel’s Wedding should probably have gotten a mention, if only because international viewers will recognise half the people in the film.
Fair Game? One of Tarantino’s favorites.
What? No mention of “Malcolm”? As a non-Australian, I absolutely love that film. Great music too.
I reckon The Bank and Gettin’ Square rate a mention.
I bought the dvd of the bank the other day – getting harder to find but well worth the effort!
Welcome to Woop Woop is essentially Wake In Fright – The Musical. It’s like looking under a rock and finding a lot of the antecedents of modern Australian pop culture.
If you’re going to add Dark City, then why not The Matrix, and Star Wars I?
Dark City was conceived, written, directed and co-produced by an Australian. The Matrix and Star Wars 1 were just shot here.
“Just shot here” denies the creative contributions of a large number of Australians on those films, moreso perhaps than Walkabout
I’m not sure what creative contributions Australians made to Star Wars Episode 1? It was a very auteur-driven project (to its detriment, as it turned out). The Matrix had more Aussie creative involvement, but it’s clearly less Australian than Dark City.
IMO Mad Max (the first) was way better than Mad Max 2. Best B movie ever made.
A lot of millennials I’ve spoken to find it boring now (grew up around the filming locations and lived not far from where Max tells the guy to hack through his ankle before taking off in the Interceptor)…at the time it was massive and kickstarted Mel Gibson’s Hollywood career though he is American born.
Strictly Ballroom and The Man From Snowy River should be on this list.
The Castle, Mad Max 2, Two Hands and Chopper would be a good start.
I’m angry such a subjective list has not been tailor-made to include my specific top ten list of movies. While featuring some of the movies that make my top ten list, it does not feature all of them, and that has compelled me to comment expressing my anger.
Also, you’re welcome.
Kelly gang? Why would non-Aussies even give a damn?
1. Bushrangers are badass
2. It has film-buff cache
maybe because it is the first feature length film.
it does get referenced a lot, this would be my only guess. and the only reason anyone now cares about this film.
Bad Boy Bubby.
Bloody Oath! BBB is a sick twisted and great Aussie movie!
I also couldn’t believe that Chopper wasn’t on the list but was happy that the proposition was there.
I also was happy that AUSTRALIA was not on the list. It should only be on “the world’s most campy crappy bs movie lists”
Gettin’ Square is definitely a great Aussie flick.
Wolf creek should be in the list.
FYI;
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Australian_films
Two that haven’t been mentioned that I think are pretty good are;
Daybreakers
Candy
No mention of Shine?
The Loved Ones
Bad
Boy
Bubby
Lord of the Rings. Best movie to come out of that great state of Australia called New Zealand!
(I’m joking people. We all know New Zealand is a territory)
I’m sorry but “capable of entertaining non-Australians” and “capable of entertaining Americans” are two very different categories. The Castle would fit into the first, but not the latter.
Sunday To Far Away – a great take on life during the sheep sheering strikes also theming on the suburban angst angle.
I also have another in mind but can’t remember the title :X
this movie thought me a lot about australian cultural memory. commend it to anyone who has not seen it.
I didn’t love red dog, but I like the inclusion of Two Hands.
I can see why chopper was left off, it might be a bit “Aussie only”.
One that I would put on my top 10 is last ride.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Last_Ride_(film)
The Black Balloon.
I”d show them wolf creek so they dont go wondering off and getting lost.
Bad Eggs
The Black Balloon and Balibo
Shine is a great movie as well, though perhaps not uniquely Australian.
Body Melt
Has the greatest line ever uttered in any movie and it’s from a Daddo “[email protected]*k a Duck!”
“Animal Kingdom” tends to go down really well with most crowds, I’ve been in the UK for a while now and people really respond to it after I tell them to watch it, same goes for “The Square”, “Noise”, “Lantana”, & “Jindabyne”, Really anything with a strong enough story will do the trick. It’s only when the movie leans on a local celebrity being the star (the extra) or a stereotype that doesn’t translate (the wog boy, the castle) that the movies tend to fall flat on a non-Aussie audience
I just realised I forgot to include B-grade bikie flick Stone! Mind you, I’m not sure whether it should be on the Best or Worst list.
Haha that’s how you know it’s an Aussie movie!
The Big Steel – one of my all time favourites
Animal Kingdom
Chopper
Romper Stomper
Bad Boy Bubby
Black Rock
Lantana
I thought The Tunnel was a great little horror flick! Good to see two hands! But where’s gettin’ square?
RAZORBACK
I really think Priscilla Queen of the Desert should have been included. It is an amazing movie! Also Mental is a really good recent movie starring Toni Collette, Anthony LaPaglia and Liev Schriber.
Priscilla was definitely on the short list. Perhaps we should have gone with a Top 20!
I tell all non-locals to avoid Australian film like the plague, cause it’s a toss up as to which is more enjoyable. I don’t know why Australian film is so rubbish. Australian film makers seem to suffer from the delusion that making something enjoyable or viewable would be too staid, so they pretentiously look for a cheap version of originality – making unwatchable, unenjoyable rubbish.
Storm Boy…in case you missed it.
Dead End Drive In
Ghosts of the Civil Dead
Bad Boy Bubby
Shine
Dirty Deeds
Lantana
Japanese Story
Beneath Clouds
Look Both Ways
Samson & Delilah
Wake In Fright and Chopper should definitely be on there, possibly Ghosts… Of The Civil Dead as well, which no-one has mentioned yet for some reason. Quality list anyways.
The Removalists movie is a good one, as is The Game (with a young, thin, John Howard!).
Proof is pretty good, as is He died with a falafel in his hand!
Tomorrow when the war began was an excellent teen movie, I never really understood why it wasn’t more popular.
I thought The Tunnel was a decent film, very atmospheric with rich audio and a good few earned jumps as a pay off. Seeing an Australian Channel 9 news broadcast at the start was cool too, and mentioning channel 10 and whatnot.
Storm Boy?
Alvin Purple!!!!!!!!!!
Avoid Turkey Shoot?! Well, I never…
How about Long Weekend?
Can’t believe no one has mentioned Noise yet.
The interview.hugo weaving.check it
The cars that ate paris.
How about They’re a Weird Mob? Great Australian movie.
Such a great movie and can explain a lot of the slag to non-Aussies. I understand how The Castle doesn’t translate well but all it needs is an Aussie translator present lol. I agree with the above comment, Tomorrow when the War Began Was great! Should hv gotten better rates.
My top 10 would have to be:
Bad Boy Bubby
The Interview
Romper Stomper
Welcome to Woop Woop
Priscilla Queen of the Desert
Gallipoli
Two Hands
Breaker Morant
Black Rock and
Strictly Ballroom
no candy?
Breaker Morant (absolutely must be in any top ten)
Devils Playground
Sunday Too Far Away
Muriels Wedding
The Big Steal
Proof
The Year my Voice Broke
Shine
Animal Kingdom
How about ‘Crackerjack’?