Hump Day Deals: Half-Price Grog, 80% Off Exercise Bikes, $1 Ubisoft Games

Hump day (AKA Wednesday) is arguably the most boring day of the week. So why not liven things up by grabbing one of these nifty online bargains? Deals that caught our eye this week include: get a $399 exercise bike for $79, 50% off red wine and whiskey pack, more Udemy online courses slashed by 100%.


    • The critically-acclaimed video game The Witcher 2: Assassins of Kings Enhanced Edition is currently free to download on Xbox Live. The code works on Xbox 360 and Xbox One consoles.
    • The PlayStation Store is throwing an online games sale with up to 75% off. Click here to see what’s on offer.
    • This week’s Humble Bundle focuses on Ubisoft games. Pay $1 or more for Call of Juarez: Gunslinger, Grow Home and Rayman Origins. Pay more than the average price to also receive Far Cry 3, Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Blacklist and Assassin’s Creed Chronicles: China. Pay $15 or more and you also get Assassin’s Creed Rogue and The Crew. Pay $75 to get all of the above, plus Tom Clancy’s The Division (pre-order), a Division T-shirt and a coupon for 66% off selected Ubisoft titles in the Humble Store. As always, you can choose who gets the lion’s share of your money: the developers or the nominated charity.
    • Udemy has also slashed more than 20 online courses by 100%. Topics include Build a Website in 30 Minutes, Meditation for Beginners, Introduction to Project Management and Adobe Dreamweaver CC. Click here to see a full list of free courses.
    • Windows Deal is giving away a range of new software (untested). Click here to see what’s on offer.
    • You can currently get an ebook of George R R Martin’s The Ice Dragon for free on Amazon. Click here to grab your copy.
    • Computers/Gadgets

      • eBay is having a massive 20 per cent off sale to coincide with Valentine’s Day — we’ve assembled all the best tech deals here.
      • For a limited time, Optus’ $40 My Prepaid Ultimate plan includes a whopping 8GB of data, plus the ability to roll over unused data month-to-month. Get the details here.
      • Telstra is selling its Telstra TV streaming box for $99. ($10 off the RRP.)
      • Need a new laptop for high school or university? Our Back To School guide includes the best and most affordable options.


      • Wine Market’s eBay store is selling 11 red wines and a 700ml bottle of Johnnie Walker Red Label for $89.60. That’s a saving of more than $120. Use the online code “CVALENTINE20” during checkout to get the discount.
      • Here are the latest wine deals from Vinomofo: An ultra-premium McLaren Vale shiraz 2014 for $90 (RRP: $29.90), a Misty Cove ‘Signature’ Sauvignon Blanc 2014 for $9.90 (RRP: $22) and a Coonawarra cabernet sauvignon 2012 for $22 (RRP: $50).
      • McDonald’s is giving away a free Small Fries and Coke when you purchase a Big Mac or 6-Pack of Chicken Nuggets.
      • You can currently get free extra toppings in your Subway sub. Add Double Meat, Double Cheese, Bacon, Avo or Pineapple at no extra cost via Eat Fresh Club. The deal is valid at your chosen store for 12 hours after activation. [Via OzBargain]
      • Dan Murphy’s is throwing a stock take clearance sale. Click here to start shopping!
      • Time for a groceries run? Here are this week’s best Woolworths deals.
      • Here are the latest discount vouchers from Hungry Jack’s. They’re valid through to March.
      • 7-Eleven is selling sandwiches on Wednesday for $2. Bargain.
      • Miscellaneous

        • To celebrate its birthday, online bookstore Booktopia is offering free shipping on all purchases. To get the deal, use the discount code “BIRTHDAY”.
        • Redbubble is throwing an anti-Valentine’s Day sale. On February 15, you can get 20% off store-wide when you use the code “TRTURSLF​”.
        • Need a fetching new watch for work and leisure? eBay is selling the Daniel Wellington Classic Cambridge Silver Watch for $199.20. (RRP: $249) Use the online code “CVALENTINE20” during checkout to get the discount
        • OutbaxCamping has knocked $300 off the WorkoutWiz Elliptical Cross Trainer Exercise Bike; down from $399 to $99. You can get an additional 20 per cent off by using the code “CVALENTINE20”.
        • Women’s online clothing retailer ASOS has slashed up to 70 % off it’s women’s clothing range. Click here to start browsing.
        • Each Wednesday, ALDI runs a ‘Special Buys’ sale on a range of heavily discounted items. Today’s deals focus on bathroom basics, womenswear and home pampering. Click here to see the full range of deals.

        • Seen anything better? Share links to more online deals in the comments section below!

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