etiquette

  • The Best Things To Bring To A Party That Aren’t Booze

    Back when I was a person bestowed with enough square footage to host parties, I always appreciated anyone bringing anything. When people asked what they could bring, I always said “more booze,” because I was in my early 20s, and running out of booze seemed borderline apocalyptic. But then I’d end up with bottles of…


  • How To Be Better At Small Talk

    How To Be Better At Small Talk

    I’m trying to stop saying “I know”. I say it too much to my friends or my wife when they’re just trying to be helpful. But unless someone’s actually being a dick or assuming I’m an idiot, I don’t need to protect my ego that hard. I win more points if I say “Thanks!” or…