Splash Blanket Have Dropped a Sexy Splash Kit Just in Time for V-Day

Splash Blanket Have Dropped a Sexy Splash Kit Just in Time for V-Day
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As of today, you’ve got only 18 (yes, 18!) days until our favourite day of love — Valentine’s Day for those of you playing along at home. So, if you don’t want to be *that* partner (aka the one who shows up the evening of with yet another last-minute box of heart-shaped choccies), then we’ve got a little something that might spice things up.

Introducing: Splash Blanket’s new Splash Kit. A gift guaranteed to put the V in Valentine’s Day (aka a treat for the both of you).

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Image: Splash Blanket

Now, you’re probably hankering to know what’s actually inside this box of goodies. So, let’s get right into it. Kicking off strong, you can’t have a Splash Blanket kit without getting one of the famous splash blankets itself, so of course, this kit includes an Onyx XS waterproof squirt/sex blanket. This will come in handy because you’ll also get your choice of the Sacred Squirter (a glass dildo) in its 1.0 or 2.0 version — and a neat little case to keep it in.

You can then add on the Yinn Lubricant (choosing between a water base or oil base), as well as a pleasure wand vibrator in Flick (for clit-flicking) or Suki (for clit-suction), too.

How much will this baby set you back? Generally, the Splash Kit retails for $301.99, but as a treat from Splash Blanket to you, they’re offering a cheeky 15% off this Valentine’s Day. All you have to do is pop the code ‘VDAY2023’ into the checkout, and you can take this box home for $256.69. A bargain, if you ask us.

Interested in checking it out in all its glory? Head here. Of course, you can also purchase their other squirt/sex blanket goodies here, too.

Happy shopping!


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