Lovehoney Is Having An Ultra-Raunchy Black Friday Sale

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Lovehoney, renowned in the sex industry for creating some of the most exciting adult products, has just released their Black Friday deals for 2019. Here are the best deals on offer right now - from 50% off 10-function vibrators to dirt-cheap sex toys for men.

Whether you're looking to establish new grounds in the bedroom with your partner or just need something for yourself, there's something in LoveHoney's Black Friday sale for everyone. (FYI: Lovehoney packaging is discreet and will arrive in a boring brown box.)

Black Friday 2019: Here Are All The Best Deals! [Updated]

The world's biggest online shopping period (AKA Black Friday/Cyber Monday) is now in full swing. There are literally tens of thousands of deals vying for your wallet's attention including killer bargains on video games, clothing, books, booze and tech. Here's a list of the best deals you can buy right now, freshly updated with the latest offers.

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Sex toys for her

Magic Bullet 10 Function Silver Bullet Vibrator - $12.48 [50% off]

If you’re new to the game of sex toys: welcome! Like many things, it’s good to start easy and work up to the more exciting things in due time. What better way to get yourself started (or get yourself to finish, should I say) than a handy, old school bullet vibrator. Made with discreteness in mind, the silver bullet is a compact yet powerful tool to help reach your orgasm.

The silver bullet vibrator is both sleek in design and compatible with the pattern or pace of vibrations you desire with the 10 delectable functions available at the press of a button.

Desire Luxury Rechargeable Rabbit Vibrator - $83.97 [30% off]

The iconic rabbit vibrator will do more than just make you climax - it will take you on a journey. Dual simulation means your G-Spot and clitoris get the attention they crave.

The shaft of the rabbit is contoured to reach your G-Spot, as the ears vibrate against your clitoris building you up for a sheet-clenching orgasm.

The 8 modes of vibration, each with 12 custom speeds of intensity while still quiet makes for a perfect toy.

King Cock Ultra Realistic Girthy Suction Cup Dildo 8.5 Inch - $32.97 [40% off] The realistic - slightly more girthy dildo can be suctioned to surfaces such as flooring or furniture, or more commonly in the shower (for a cleaner experience).

The meatier and realistic feel to the dildo due to the ridged veins and large head will take you to new heights in your climax, compatible with a partner by fitting into a strap-on harness, or alone.

Lovehoney Mains Powered Classic Metallic Magic Wand - $62.97 [30% off]

Seen as a ‘must own’ by thousands of reviewers, this magic wand deserves a good look over.

The iconic magic wand is a robust machine that will never let you down. Simply plug into the mains and you’re in for a ride.

The soft silicone head simply presses against the chosen area and provides a strong and sensational feeling of rumbling.

Simply use the scroll to find the exact speed and intensity you crave and build it up until you reach eye-rolling orgasms.

Desire Luxury Rechargeable Clitoral Vibrator - $69.97 [30% off]

Voted 'The World's Best Vibrator' by Good Housekeeping Magazine.

Good Housekeeping said: "It has a great range of speeds and pulses and is surprisingly quiet for the intense sensations achieved."

The pebble shape sits comfortably in the palm of your hand while the tapered tip exceeds the point of your fingers for accurate precision on or around your most pleasurable spot. Using any of the eight patterns and twelve intensities, your eyes will be rolling as you’re spoilt for choice.

Sex toys for couples

Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple's Sex Toy Kit (11 Piece) - $69.97 [30% off]

Whether you’re after a wild weekend of fun or just want to spice up your relationship in the bedroom, this Black Friday offer is one that cannot be overlooked.

Originally worth $170 and now can be picked up for as little as $69.97 - the eleven toys included can be used both solo, mutually, or together. From vibrators to sleeves, cock rings to butt plugs, this bundle includes everything you need to experiment and take your relationship to the next level.

Bondage Boutique Black Bound to Please Under Mattress Restraint - $41.97 [30% off]

Live out your wildest fantasies by getting tied up or tying up your partner.

Pair with a blindfold or a dark room for even more mysterious evening. Simply attach the straps underneath your mattress and you’re good to go.

Being restrained will heighten your sensitivity, increase the intenseness of every action taken, from breathing on your neck to using other objects.

The power is in the hands of the dom.

Lovehoney All You Need Bondage Kit (20 Piece) - $146.97 [30% off]

I think it’s time for an upgrade, don’t you?

If you’ve already tried your hand at bondage with your partner and enjoy it, then how about you kick it up a notch.

The Lovehoney all you need bondage kit really does have what it says on the packet. From chokers and chains to nipple clamps and whips, you’re in for a right treat.

The goods in the bundle are worth up to $330 but you can pick them up for $146.97 - meaning you have enough money left over to take your partner out for date night before the fun begins…

Tease & Please Womanizer Premium and We-Vibe Sync Pleasure Collection -$258.97 [30% off]

A great way to move up a gear in your relationship.

The womanizer premium uses innovative Pleasure Air Technology creating a blowing suction sensation to the clitoris. With twelve levels of intensity, find one that suits you best, or want to lose control? Select the autopilot feature that will take the ropes.

For more of use with a partner but not limited to, the We-Vibe Sync is designed to be worn during intercourse. The internal housing of the toy vibrates against the G-spot and penis, while an external side vibrates the clitoris. Perfect for those who can’t climax without clitoral stimulation. The We-Vibe can also be operated via remote control or the free app - perfect for long-distance relationships.

Desire Luxury App-Controlled Rechargeable Knicker Vibrator - $139.97 [30% off]

App-controlled sex toys have revolutionised date night.

Perhaps you’re an adventurous couple and want to try it out on date night. Slot the vibrator snuggly into your knickers and let your partner control the app. Or you’d rather keep it conservative and remain usage strictly in the bedroom.

If you’re in a long-distance relationship or your partner has to travel often for work, this is a great way to feel close again, get your partner to log into the app and take control of your vibrator from hundreds of miles away.

Sex toys for him:

Fleshlight Flight Pilot Male Masturbator - $55.97 [30% off]

The most popular men’s sex toy, this fleshlight is hardly identifiable due to its sleek design and textured exterior.

The incredibly bumpy canal adds for a more pleasurable experience so you can feel every nook and cranny as you insert yourself.

The removable sleeve makes for an easy clean after finishing.

Lovehoney Head Master Double Texture Blow Job Stroker - $13.97 [30% off]

If you’re more low-key and want to stick with something a bit more simple.

The head of the penis is the most sensitive part. Using the master double texture blow job stroker - pair with lube will be as close to the real thing as it comes.

Perfect for couple play too! The open-ended flute allows for the toy to be pushed all the way down the shaft as your partner teases the tip of the penis.

Desire Luxury Rechargeable Male Vibrator - $97.97 [30% off]

Vibrators aren’t just available to women y’know!

Climax like you’ve never climaxed before, this revolutionary game-changer to male sex toys can emit 8 patterns at 12 levels of intense vibrations.

Shaped for immense pleasure, apply lube and this toy will make the shaft of your penis feel sensations unlike anything else.

Lovehoney Inside Job Silicone Cock Ring and Butt Plug - $18.87 [30% off]

The G-Spot for men is located in their anus. When played with/teased, while also stimulating the penis can put you on the path to another dimension.

Using the inside job Silicone cock ring and butt plug contributes to both those subjects. The cock ring vibrates at the foundation of the penis as the house of the butt plug will stimulate your prostate - resulting in a jizz-popping experience.

Lovehoney Get Hard Extra Thick Silicone Cock Ring Set (3 Pack) - $13.27 [30% off] Throwing it back to basics, the timeless cockrings are amongst the classic sex toys used by men.

This pack of three extra-thick silicone cock rings can be used to wrap around your penis or even testicles. Providing a firm resistance the cock rings will strengthen your erection allowing for heightened sensitivity.

They can also be used to delay ejaculation which will bring you to a leg shaking climax.


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