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The Only Scenarios When It’s Absolutely OK to Ghost Someone
I’ve been ghosted and I’ve done the ghosting. When someone ghosts me, I assume it’s because they’re so in love with me, the prospect of texting me back is simply too overwhelming. My name pops up on their phone screen, and for my suitor, it’s like looking at the sun. And so, consumed with emotions…
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How to Tell Your Friends You’re Back With That Ex They Hate
Relationships are tricky things. Sometimes, you can find yourself in a romantic entanglement that isn’t totally on and isn’t totally off; you and your sometimes-partner are just in a state of flux, breaking up, getting back together, sleeping together, but not ever really making it work.
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How to Tell Someone You’re Only Interested in Sex Without Sounding Like an Arsehole
The headline here is optimistic. If you tell someone who has feelings for you that you don’t want to date them, but you do want to sleep with them, you probably will sound like an arsehole. But we have a few tips on how to sound less like one. You’re not actually a bad person,…
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Get Your Kid to Take a Shower With the ‘Hokey Pokey’
This weekend I took my 5-year-old daughter cabin camping. We had our own shower, but there was no bathtub anywhere for miles around. She was clear with me that she would not take a shower, so I made sure that she had a bath before we left home and I figured we could survive the…