Rants

Please Don’t Use Cloth Toilet Paper

Please Don’t Use Cloth Toilet Paper

This story was written well before the pandemic — but now here we are, hoarding toilet paper and fearing the next shortage, and Nick Douglas’ message feels even more timely, even urgent. So we present this to you as a reminder that cloth toilet paper should never be something to…

You’re All Pluralising ‘Cars’ Incorrectly

You’re All Pluralising ‘Cars’ Incorrectly

I know it’s petty and probably shitty to go after grammar, but enough is enough. I read countless comments, tweets, blogs and smoke signals from you people on the daily, and by far the most common fuckup I see comes down to pluralising cars. I cannot believe I have to…