Make Your Own ‘Dirty Water Dogs’ With A Sous-Vide Setup

Make Your Own ‘Dirty Water Dogs’ With A Sous-Vide Setup

Hot dogs are the ultimate easy crowd pleaser. They’re already cooked, so you don’t have to worry about poisoning anyone, and even the most picky youth can rarely resist a good dog.

“Dirty water dogs” – the ones you get from a cart that sit in a vat of salty water – may seem like a treat you can only get on the streets of big US cities but, with an immersion circulator, you can get very close to the real thing at home.

Photo: Claire Lower

I like this method for a few reasons. As with anything cooked sous vide, you have exact temperature control, which means the dogs are never overcooked.

But it also means you can leave the dogs in the bath, keeping them warm for many hours, letting your guests grab hot and juicy dogs as they wish, rather than having to time their hunger so it coincides with your grilling.

Though you can’t hold them indefinitely, the internal structure of a hot dog is very different form that of a steak, so holding them at a hot temperature for the duration of a cookout isn’t going to do any textural damage.

The easiest protein at your barbecue just got even easier, is what I’m saying.

Of course, the water isn’t going to be anywhere near as dirty as it is in those carts. The “dirt” – which is based on this recipe from Epicurious – is approximated here with spices, vinegar, and just a pinch of curing salt (if you have it). To make your own dirty-ish dogs, you will need:

  • 6-10 hot dogs, not skinless (if you want to cook more, just double everything below)
  • 1L of water
  • 2 tablespoons of red wine vinegar
  • A big pinch (1/8th of a teaspoon) of ground cumin
  • A big pinch of garlic powder
  • A big pinch of ground nutmeg
  • A tiny pinch of curing salt (optional, to approximate all the nitrites you’d most likely find floating around in hot dog water)

Add everything to a 4L resealable freezer bag, and note how off-putting a bag of hot dogs truly is.

Make Your Own ‘Dirty Water Dogs’ With A Sous-Vide Setup
A cursed image (Photo: Claire Lower)

A cursed image. Photo: Claire Lower

Put the bag in a sous-vide bath set to 68C which, according to sausage experts Michael Ruhlman and Brian Polcyn, is the perfect tender temperature. Let the hot dogs hang out for at least 45 minutes which, according to my scientific observations, is how long it takes for the dogs to reach that tender temperature.

Make Your Own ‘Dirty Water Dogs’ With A Sous-Vide Setup
I tested! (Photo: Claire Lower)

I tested! Photo: Claire Lower

These plump, extra flavourful franks with the perfect amount of snap are now ready to be consumed. Remove them from the water with tongs as they are requested, nestle them in some steamed buns, and let your guest dress them as they please.

Make Your Own ‘Dirty Water Dogs’ With A Sous-Vide Setup
Photo: Claire Lower

Photo: Claire Lower

If you really want a char, throw them on the grill for just a moment and let the flames do their thing.

Once your hot dog bag is depleted, throw some more dogs in; the water will only improve as the evening progresses. Perhaps it will get so good, you’ll be able to sell it to a bunch of dummies at a music festival. It’s nice to have projects.

This is part of Will It Sous Vide? the column where I usually make whatever I want with my immersion circulator.

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