Mike Tyson Was Knocked Out By A Hoverboard

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Mike Tyson Was Knocked Out By A Hoverboard

I can’t help but feel like this a metaphor for our times.

Mike Tyson, the indestructible phenom boxer of the 80s and 90s, brought down to size not by another man’s fists but a goddamn hoverboard. A hoverboard that doesn’t even hover. And isn’t a board.


But I sort of appreciate how Mike Tyson totally posted this. I mean look at my headline: Mike Tyson Was Knocked Out By A Hoverboard. This shit writes itself.

Goddamn hoverboards.

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