The moment your baby is born, you’ll be madly in love. Your heart will be complete! Oh, and it’s going to be so sexy watching your partner take care of a newborn. You’ll just want to have sex with them all the time! Also, for all those things like breastfeeding, sleep, your body and your career, you’ve already come up with a plan, one that you will stick to no matter what.
You’ve read all the books, you’ve watched other parents go through it (so you know what you’ll never do with your own kid, hair-flip) and now you are ready to win parenthood.