Jordan Calhoun

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Jordan Calhoun

How to Not Masturbate During a Zoom Call

How to Not Masturbate During a Zoom Call

Listen, I get it. The line between office and home has become so fine that we can’t tell the difference between, say, when it’s acceptable to masturbate and when it’s absolutely not. Since we do honest service journalism at Lifehacker, I want to share personal tips I’ve learned to keep…

Eat Cheetos With Chopsticks

Eat Cheetos With Chopsticks

I pulled my hand from the bag gracefully — the kind where you manage to reach in and pull out without touching the bag itself, or any chip other than the single one you were aiming for. I relished the small rush of pride that comes with any minor accomplishment,…