It’s that time again! If you’ve been creeping around the office all day trying not to spoil the most recent Game Of Thrones episode for your coworkers who may be a bit behind, jump on in here and have a look at what the rest of the internet thinks about Episode 2: Stormborn.
Now I don’t know about you guys, but I find Daenerys’s one of the least interesting in the show, but because the episode’s called ‘Stormborn’ of course we’re going to start with her. First up, Dany brings up some concerns that she probably should have raised before she sailed to Westeros with Varys…
Daenerys: did you try to have me killed?
Varys: omg that was like one time— Sansa sᴛᴀʀᴋ (@TheDove_Stark) July 24, 2017
But, more importantly, let’s talk about how many powerful women are sitting in that war room!
Can we all admit how badass it is to have Daenerys Targaryen, Olenna Tyrell, Ellaria Sand, and Yara Greyjoy plotting war? #GoT
— James Chase Sanchez (@JChaseSanchez) July 24, 2017
And not just that war room, but the entirety of Westeros right now.
Who run the world?!#GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/wqvnpJRPv4
— Daenerys Targaryen (@Daenerys) July 24, 2017
Back to Daenerys — she’s summoned Jon Snow to her, which apparently makes a whole lot of shippers happy.
So, next week Jon and Daenerys are gonna meet?! I'm not freaking out or anything! #GoTS7 #GameOfThrones pic.twitter.com/wRyyX2pUzg
— Patrícia (@PICS92) July 24, 2017
Others are more excited about some different partnerships, though.
https://twitter.com/leilupo_giada/status/889453955926962177
https://twitter.com/xHarleyKimx/status/889308205221904387
https://twitter.com/DanyUnburnt/status/889594625660403712
Personally, there’s only one moment this episode that I will applaud Jon Snow for.
Raise your hand if you're still thinking about Jon's righteous anger on @GameOfThrones last night ? #TheWhiteWolf pic.twitter.com/GqqvYdh0dr
— Kim Renfro (@kimrrenfro) July 24, 2017
Next we have a touching moment with Grey Worm and Missandei that some people thought was a waste of time. Still, this is Game of Thrones and Season 7 has been sorely lacking in sex scenes so far.
https://twitter.com/shanruss07/status/889296597028417536
https://twitter.com/GoT_Tyrion/status/889297205693210624
https://twitter.com/MatthewACherry/status/889297626318999553
https://twitter.com/DanteGamarra/status/889298362029178880
But… did they forget something?
Did anyone else keep thinking 'Why haven't they shut the door?!' through that whole Greyworm and Missandei scene? #GoT #GoTS7ep2
— George Alborn (@GeorgeAlborn) July 24, 2017
Back in the Citadel, Sam is determined to one-up his super gross scene from last week. People were grudgingly impressed.
https://twitter.com/MiaGotBands/status/889298263463124992
https://twitter.com/MJADetBos/status/889298423765229570
https://twitter.com/ErikMAdams/status/889641460093644801
https://twitter.com/TristanACooper/status/889314907807678464
https://twitter.com/jga41agher/status/889306644412346370
Some people are kinda concerned how Jorah’s going to look post-surgery, though.
https://twitter.com/p_Red/status/889321403706748928
https://twitter.com/RoganDevlin/status/889294529194545152
Meanwhile, Game Of Thrones’ MVP has returned…
https://twitter.com/JonWinterfall/status/889512890637717504
https://twitter.com/ThatKevinSmith/status/889525236059619328
But this isn’t the only reunion we’re getting.
https://twitter.com/YourKingJon/status/889304266682191872
https://twitter.com/tinbolinas23/status/889455549573513216
https://twitter.com/AfricanKhaIeesi/status/889567841862782977
https://twitter.com/This_Here_Girl/status/889341386251796481
https://twitter.com/sammyjlaw/status/889566656506339328
https://twitter.com/simpsonsfilms/status/889561081752039424
Down with the Greyjoys and the Sand Snakes, shit starts going down. People are ambivalent about the seasons’ first major deaths…
https://twitter.com/OroTheBayMonro/status/889306146594578436
https://twitter.com/tbreitfeller/status/889306441617747968
Euron himself is happy about it of course.
Can only say one thing… there will be blood!!! ENJOY!!! #GOT #GameOfThrones #EuronGreyjoy #WhatIsDeadMayNeverDie #HBO
— Pilou Asbaek (@PilouAsbaek) July 23, 2017
Yara, on the other hand, is not.
How could you be with a brother like that?
https://twitter.com/mollatemitutti/status/889540509068341248
https://twitter.com/OliviaCaridi/status/889308648987660288
https://twitter.com/TiquetWan/status/889305921670701057
https://twitter.com/stevetoosmoov/status/889355230696964096
https://twitter.com/axelgxmxnxz/status/889307261503504385
Some of us can relate, though.
Life: *slight inconvenience*
Me: *pulls a Theon*— Victoria Aveyard?? (@VictoriaAveyard) July 24, 2017
I think this summed up episode 2 pretty succinctly:
Some people like Game of Thrones for the plot, the characters, or the action. I like it cuz it's got neat animals and is pro-cunnilingus.
— Marty Sliva (@McBiggitty) July 25, 2017