Last month we covered how to have a healthy relationship with porn. A lot of you showed up in the comments to talk about your personal relationships with porn, and how it has affected your sex lives. It should come as no surprise that porn can contribute both positively and negatively to real-world sex.
Photo by Abhishek Sing Balloo
Today, we want to know what porn moves you’ve tried out in the bedroom. A certain position? The old slapping-the-clit-with-your-dick standby? Have you ever had a partner try something in bed that seemed like it came straight out of a skin flick? Whether you were the initiator or not, did imitating porn work for you? Or was it a colossal and embarrassing failure? Don’t hold back – we want all the dirt!
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16 responses to “What Are The Worst Porn Moves To Try In Real Life? [NSFW]”
The Wheelbarrow
The Magic Bucket
The Syphilitic Donkey
Eat Spray Love
don’t ask .
The “Love” part sounds nice.
Hemorrhagic Fever.
Sex in a pool or spa
Sex in a pool or spa is awesome. Me and my parnter have never caught any nasties 🙂
Agreed. Anyone who says that it’s good has never done it & is lying. No lube and no traction = no fun.
Dirty Sanchez
Angry Dragon
The Bronco
The Simba
Cleveland steamer.
Spiderman
Rusty Trombone
I read about Munging recently ( http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mung ) and all I can say is “Wow internet… I can’t believe you went there. Just wow.”
I heard about munging back in the late 90’s but the idea was a pregnant woman, not a corpse.
i can see your error, most girls would love you to enthusiastically eat them, but i can see your point.
I use the old slapping the clit thing all the time. Works great.
Cumshots; these work less great.