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Screw Those Kids, Eat All the Lollies Yourself

Screw Those Kids, Eat All the Lollies Yourself

This month — the month of Halloween — has been chock full of hand wringing and fretting, some of it centred around trick-or-treating and the children. People are (rightly) concerned about handing lollies to kids in the safest way possible, but they’re also worried about the lasting trauma that a…

PSA: It’s Possible To Overdose On Black Liquorice

PSA: It’s Possible To Overdose On Black Liquorice

There is a balance in the universe. Most people hate black liquorice, and so when they receive some in their trick-or-treat bags, or when they find black jelly beans amongst their Easter loot, they can pass it along to their grandpas and other weirdos who actually like the stuff. But…

Make Your Kids Think Your Favourite Treat Is Gross

Make Your Kids Think Your Favourite Treat Is Gross

Sure, you could sneak around, hiding your favourite treats in the box of the blandest cereal in your pantry, devouring them in secret once the kids are safely in bed for the night. But why do that when you can brazenly enjoy it right in front of them because they…