annoyances

  • In 2017, No Phone Is Exciting Enough To Cost $1800

    Remember 2009? Remember when every house party was 10 drunk-ass dudes, brand new iPhones in hand, swinging that goddamn lightsabre app, breaking lampshades and spilling beers. “Whoom” “Whoom” “Whoom” Remember that? I certainly do. I was one of those idiots.


  • The Best And Worst Excuses To Bail On Friends

    Every group of friends has their token flakey friend. You know the type. They’re the first ones to say “YES!” to a social event and the last ones to say they aren’t coming. Sometimes they thoughtfully tell you they aren’t coming 12 hours after the fact. I’m that friend.


  • CommBank’s New-Look ATMs Are Terrible

    A few weeks ago, the Commonwealth Bank updated the onscreen menu on its Automatic Teller Machines (ATMs). Presumably, the redesigned interface was implemented in an attempt to make customers’ lives easier (and perhaps to garner some good will after that recent ATM money-laundering scandal.) Unfortunately, the results are a bit of a dog’s breakfast. Here’s…


  • How To Co-Exist As A Game Of Thrones Hater

    Here’s a sobering thought for people who don’t like Game Of Thrones: We’re only halfway through season 7. Over the coming weeks, the online memes, social media chatter and water cooler nattering is only going to get worse. If your co-workers wouldn’t shut up about that mopey man-bun guy finally meeting the lady with dragons,…