Patrick Redford

Staff writer, Deadspin
  • Wear Thongs In The Rain

    Wear Thongs In The Rain

    Thongs in the rain solve a very specific problem: water invading your boots and taking up residence there. Once your stuff gets wet, it does not dry out, at least not on any prompt timeline. I’ve spent many futile afternoons with my shoes waterlogged and my otherwise protected feet soaking in a dumb swamp prison.…