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How To Steal A Winning Ticket At The Melbourne Cup

How To Steal A Winning Ticket At The Melbourne Cup

Today, countless Australians will be taking a punt on the Melbourne Cup. As has become mandatory in this narcissistic era, a bunch of people will also be posting celebratory pics of their betting slip on social media. In related news, it’s a good day to be a thief.

How To Avoid A Melbourne Cup Hangover

How To Avoid A Melbourne Cup Hangover

The Melbourne Cup has a reputation for causing normally sensible people to act a bit silly. And by silly we mean completely and utterly munted. The exciting vibe of the event combined with copious beer and champers invariably leads to excessive intoxication. We’re not here to judge, but if you…