If you spend a lot of time with a notebook in your lap, you've probably worried about the health risks at least once — especially if you can sense that your laptop is running a bit warm near your tender regions.

Maybe you bought a baby shower gift off an online registry. Or maybe you googled "ovulation calculator". Or maybe a bunch of your friends have infants and you liked one of their posts. Whatever the reason, your Facebook feed is now flooded with ads for pregnancy and baby products, and it is the worst.

"Oooh, how bout my sperm meet your eggs tonight?" asked no man ever.

Infertility is rough enough without headlines implying your yoga practice is to blame. A recent study found that certain flame-retardant chemicals may make it harder for you to have a baby, but despite the downward-dog stock photos, yoga mats weren't involved in the research.