Only one more day before Halloween. We have a few horrifying IT tales to share just in time for All Hallows' Eve.

Our accidental IT pro columnist returns! In today's episode, Jason spills the dirt on a mass poaching that left his Sydney office without a sales team or an accounts department. This created a money-haemorrhaging hole in the company that needed to be instantly filled. (Guess who got to be the little Dutch boy?)

Our accidental IT pro columnist returns. In today's episode, Jason expounds the virtues of the four day working week and the related pitfalls of lying to your boss when you should be in the office.

Our accidental IT pro columnist returns. In today's episode, Jason reflects on six semi-successful months of floundering above water, taking his first work sickie and the curious phenomena created by a sneeze in the office...

Our accidental IT pro columnist returns. In today's episode, Jason crosses paths with the slimiest of IT professionals: the Sales Bro.

Our accidental IT pro columnist returns. This time around, he's dealing with two common challenges: stolen laptops and angry execs.

Our accidental IT pro columnist returns. In today's episode, Jason shares a few sketches from his 8-bit bestiary depicting creatures that are commonly encountered in the IT wild...

Our accidental IT pro columnist returns. In today's episode, Jason discovers one of the pitfalls of back-to-back meetings with clients: extreme coffee consumption.

Our accidental IT pro columnist returns. In today's episode: how to position your work computer away from your boss (and lie about the reasons) and the Cthulian horror of server installations.

How can noodles help your career? Our accidental IT pro columnist returns from another week of treading water in the deep end of IT sales.