A.A. Newton

  • I Highly Recommend Dredging Your Fried Foods in Semolina Flour

    I Highly Recommend Dredging Your Fried Foods in Semolina Flour

    Learning a completely new-to-me use for a familiar ingredient is one of my favourite parts of cooking. It’s exciting and humbling — a nice little reminder that, in the grand scheme of things, I don’t know shit about shit. The most recent example of this is semolina flour: I’d only used it while baking bread…


  • Is It Ever OK to Walk Your Dog in a Cemetery?

    Is It Ever OK to Walk Your Dog in a Cemetery?

    Cemeteries aren’t just for the dead, the mourning, and edgy teens anymore. With more and more cities rethinking the role their cemeteries play in public life, your local graveyard could be a lovely, quiet spot for a stroll, jog, or even a picnic. Notably absent from this list of wholesome activities: Walking your dog.


  • The Real Way to Find a Bra That Fits Your Big Boobs

    The Real Way to Find a Bra That Fits Your Big Boobs

    Every year since about 2006, it seems like we get a new statistic about how many people are wearing the wrong bra size, which always inspires a slew of news stories about how Jennifer from Long Island thought she was a 36D but is actually a 30F. With all due respect to the Jennifers of…