The Case For Eloping And How To Pull It Off

"So. How's the wedding planning coming along?" If you're getting married, prepare to answer this question at least once a week. And "good" or "fine" won't do. People want answers. How will you transport the cake? What kind of flowers will you get? Is your DJ going to play my favourite song? If any of this sounds unpleasant, allow me to offer an alternative: Elope. Illustration by Angelica Alzona.

When my fiance and I got engaged, a few people joked that we should just elope. I wish we had taken them a little more seriously, so let me present my case to anyone out there who may be considering it.

If You're Not a 'Wedding Person', Don't Have a Wedding

Some people know exactly what they want from their wedding. They have pictured it for years, they have every detail planned, and they know how to get started.

Before getting engaged, I never gave much thought to a wedding. Why would I? I don't like throwing parties, I suck at planning them and I get nervous when the spotlight is on me. If that sounds familiar at all, wedding planning might not be a fun process for you. Most of us already struggle with time and stress. We're all busy. We all have packed schedules. As busy as you are, imagine adding more work to your schedule every week: Call a caterer, book transportation, find a DJ.

For some people, these extra tasks are welcome and fun. If you're not a wedding person, they're probably just going to stress you out.

Plus, you're not the only one who's busy. Your friends and family are, too, and as much as they offer to help in the beginning, they might not be there as much as you'd like them to be, and that's stressful, too.

Everyone reminds you that all the planning is worth it because it's your special day. That's sweet, but let's be honest: A wedding is for a bunch of other people, too, which is why they're so damn expensive. If this is truly a day for you and your fiance, and neither of you are wedding people, eloping just seems like a better, more romantic option.

Weddings Are Expensive

And then there's the money. The average wedding costs something like $36,200, and can be a lot higher depending on your venue. Sure, there are ways to cut costs, but even frugal weddings are expensive. We're spending $19,500, and sure, people spend a lot more than that, but however you want to look at it, $19,500 is a hell of a lot of money to spend on a single day.

The worst part about spending that much is that your guests will almost certainly judge, criticise or complain about every part of it.

  • "You sure you're not going to have the ceremony in a church?"
  • "Tacos? Is everyone going to like that?"
  • "You should use the florist Jim used instead. They were better."

Unlike any other party, people seem to think every aspect of a wedding is up for review. To be fair, I've done it, too. It just seems to be a natural part of wedding culture. I've definitely said, "the party was fun, but the food could have been better," about a wedding before. Meanwhile, the couple spent thousands of dollars and a fair amount of time on their guests, and I'm rating the food like I'm Jonathan Gold.

After a while of this, you start to get resentful, and that makes things even more stressful. Worse than that, many people don't even like going to weddings. Jokes you once laughed along with, like this one, start to annoy you:

You can't help but feel annoyed when people have no idea how much time, effort and money it takes to make the experience as enjoyable as possible for your guests. And when those guests start to complain, you'll really wish you would have just eloped.

There Are Too Many Damn Rules

Before I started planning, a married friend warned me that friends and family would have their input about what's appropriate and inappropriate for a wedding. "Nah, my people aren't like that," I said. I was wrong. I've had to address everything from why we're not having the wedding in a church to why we're decorating with succulents.

Especially if tradition isn't a priority for you, be prepared to spend a lot of time scratching your head over wedding rules when you plan. A few etiquette issues I've had to address and research:

  • What colour certain guests are going to wear
  • How the invitations should be addressed
  • Who can and cannot come to the rehearsal dinner
  • How many people should be in each wedding party

As a nontraditional person (who is getting married -- the irony is not lost on me), none of these things matter to me, but they mattered to other people. If you're not prepared to follow the rules, be prepared to explain why you choose to buck them.

How to Elope Instead

When most people think of eloping, they think of running to Vegas for a drive-through, Elvis-themed wedding.

That's one way to go about it, but you don't have to run off if you don't want to. It might just be the two of you, or you might choose to invite your family or a couple of friends. The choice is yours. I knew a couple who eloped and simply called a few friends the same day to see if they wanted to join. It's a risky move, and some people might be annoyed with you, but that goes for eloping in general, so you may consider it par for the course.

It's worth noting that, you will need two other witnesses aside from the celebrant. These witnesses will need to sign your licence in order to validate it.

Beyond your guest list, here's how the process works.

Choose Your Location

The fun part: Choosing where you want to elope. Of course, there's always your local Registry Office, but if you're looking for something different, your options abound.

Lonely Planet has a fun list of places to elope, and you obviously want to consider your budget and schedule, but that goes for travel in general. Depending on who you want to be there, you might consider a central, affordable location for others.

Also, some countries like Australia still don't recognise same-sex marriages (or they even outrightly ban it), so you want to know the local laws before you buy your tickets. You can look up LGBT rights for different countries at Keep in mind that as Australia doesn't recognise same-sex marriages, if you enter such a marriage it won't be recognised when you return. Australia will only recognise a marriage that took place overseas where it was a valid marriage in that country, and would be considered valid under Australian law had it taken place in Australia.

Find a Celebrant

Even when you elope, you need someone to officiate your wedding. This could be a celebrant at your local Registry Office, or a religious celebrant if you get married in a church or a chapel, or a friend or family member. You could also just find a celebrant online.

If you want a friend to conduct your ceremony, they will have to become a celebrant. Becoming a celebrant requires the completion of a Certificate IV in Celebrancy, the payment of a $600 fee and an annual registration charge of $250.

Complete a Notice of Intended Marriage

You need to complete a Notice of Intended Marriage and give it to your celebrant no less than one month and no more than 18 months prior to your elopement. (The one month period may be shortened in certain circumstances by a prescribed authority.) The celebrant can help you complete the form.

You will also need to provide the celebrant with evidence of your identity, date and place of birth, and the termination of any prior marriages. Your celebrant might ask you to sign a statutory declaration confirming these facts.

Sign Your Marriage Certificate

Your marriage celebrant will provide you with the marriage certificate on the day of your wedding. You, your partner, your celebrant and your two witnesses will need to sign three marriage certificates, one of which you will keep as proof of your marriage.

If you plan to elope in another state or overseas, research how the process works for that particular destination. Budget Travel explains:

Before you even commit to the location for your elopement/honeymoon, talk to the convention and visitors bureau to research the hoops you have to jump through to obtain a marriage licence there. Some locales, though popular, have restrictions like waiting periods or witness minimums that could hamper your ideal ceremony. For example: "In St. Lucia, they have very strict rules," says Shawn Rabideau, founder of Shawn Rabideau Events & Design in New York City. "You've got to send all the paperwork in, and the resort sort of helps you with that -- they bring it down to the local city office -- but you really need to follow the rules. Otherwise you could find out -- and this has happened -- people have found out they weren't even legally married."

This is good advice in general, but especially if you're eloping somewhere far from home.

File Your Marriage Certificate

Finally, after you read your vows and the ceremony is over, the celebrant must then register the certificate with the Register of Births, Deaths and Marriages within 14 days. They must register it in the state or territory in which it took place. If you were married overseas, you cannot register your marriage in Australia, so look after your marriage certificate. Once in Australia, it is all the evidence that your marriage occurred.

As attractive as eloping sounds to me right now, a wedding can be fun, too. It's one of the few times in life where almost everyone you love and care about is in a room together. And best of all, those people get to witness an important, beautiful milestone in your life. As stressful as all of it can be, the older you get, the fewer of those moments you have, so you might as well enjoy them, whichever route you take.


    If your not into big celebrations/parties, ignore everyone else and Elope, being the first wedding in each family our wedding spiraled into and expensive farce with both families inviting rellies that we hadn't seen for over a decade along to eat and drink at our expense as well as the added stress of it all, its not worth it for other peoples enjoyment. Now if we are asked for advice on planing a wedding our first answer is ignore everyone else and ELOPE....

    My parents eloped,
    And begat me.
    If they did as were told.
    I would not be.

    Being the first to be engaged (family of 6 kids plus 5 on partner's side) & upon writing our initial guest list it became apparent that eloping might be a better option.. After weighing the pros & cons the scales tipped unanimously in eloping's favor.
    We flew to France, caught a train through Spain and got married in Gibraltar.
    MP3 player, camera & tripod, plus a witness from hotel. It was still very romantic. Maybe more so because of the lack of fanfare and stress we may have encountered with a traditional wedding. It definitely worked for us.

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