We've already offered some suggestions on buying the right Valentine's Day gift, but if you win this competition, your problems are solved. One lucky ready will score a $300 voucher from Red Balloon, which you can spend on any experience offered through the site.
This competition runs for just 24 hours, and we'll email the voucher to the lucky winner straight away, so you can still use it as your main gift on Valentine's Day — and even redeem it for the ideal gift experience if you want. (We won't tell if you don't.)
To enter, just tell us in the comments about your worst-ever romantic experience. The one we find most amusing (or harrowing) wins the prize. Full terms and conditions here. Get searching and get commenting!