Fake phone numbers are a beautiful thing, whether you make them up on the spot or give out the number to a service like the Rejection Hotline. Best of all, though, are the ones you craft yourself, like the one I gave to car dealers that fakes a full voicemail message.

Google Cloud Next is in progress with the search and cloud giant, and its partners, announcing lots of new products and services as well as significant updates to existing tools we use. Here are five of the highlights.