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This Is Your New Favourite Way to Eat Tinned Fish
It was New Year’s Eve afternoon, and I was limping around the local bougie grocery store in a protective boot, desperately searching for caviar with which to make my favourite fancy girl snack of caviar and chips. All they had was salmon roe, my least favourite roe. (It’s too much like a fish Gusher! Sorry!)…
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Caviar Belongs on Potato Chips
Caviar has been in the zeitgeist lately, thanks to a recent NYT article about “caviar bumps,” or “tasting caviar off the back of your hand,” a weird rich person trick I wrote about over a year ago. (I did not, however, call them “bumps,” because I am not a dweeb who has never been offered…
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Put Caviar On Your Breakfast Carbs
When it comes to breakfast, I will always choose savoury over sweet. This usually means I opt for bacon and eggs instead of pancakes and waffles, but the real solution is to put eggs on the pancakes and waffles, and by “eggs” I mean “caviar.”