Neighbors

The Evil Way To Keep Dogs Off Your Lawn

The Evil Way To Keep Dogs Off Your Lawn

Dogs are good. Dog owners are dicks. Not all of them, but clearly a lot of them. Because in my city, every patch of lovingly tended flowers has a sign begging people not to let their dogs shit and piss on it. The same signs show up on lawns in…

Get To Know Your Neighbours By Throwing A Compliment Their Way

There are a lot of advantages to knowing your neighbours: They can feed pets when you’re away, you can lend things to each other and you have someone you can turn to in an emergency. But you need to get to know them first, and a compliment is a great…