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  • Please Don’t Use Cloth Toilet Paper

    Please Don’t Use Cloth Toilet Paper

    This story was written well before the pandemic — but now here we are, hoarding toilet paper and fearing the next shortage, and Nick Douglas’ message feels even more timely, even urgent. So we present this to you as a reminder that cloth toilet paper should never be something to consider. Everything’s bad, but it’s…


  • Stop Wiping Your Butt So Hard

    Stop Wiping Your Butt So Hard

    Good afternoon, here’s a story about my butthole. Years ago, it was itching constantly, and I couldn’t figure out why. I assumed it was dirty, so when I went to the bathroom, I always made sure to wipe extra hard. Finally a doctor had to tell me to stop that, and give my butthole a…