Tiki drinks are a super fun way to get hammered, and are, coincidentally, the only type of drink that has caused me to set my pants on fire in public. (Thanks a lot, Smuggler's Cove.) They are also, generally speaking, harder to make at home than most other cocktails; but hey, it's Retro Week, and if you're to believe the retro people of the world, everybody was literally better at everything back then.