stephen johnson

  • Evil Week: How to Befriend Crows and Turn Them Against Your Enemies

    Evil Week: How to Befriend Crows and Turn Them Against Your Enemies

    Welcome to Evil Week, our annual dive into all the slightly sketchy hacks we’d usually refrain from recommending. Want to weasel your way into free drinks, play elaborate mind games, or, er, launder some money? We’ve got all the info you need to be successfully unsavory. A few months ago, I endeavored to imprint myself…


  • The 7 Deadly Sins of Commuting

    The 7 Deadly Sins of Commuting

    Commuting is literally the worst. A recent study by economist Daniel Kahneman revealed that driving to work is the activity we rate as the least enjoyable. It’s worse than housework, answering emails, and actually working. Long commutes destroy marriages, wreck minds, and shorten lives. Commuting can even make you fat.