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  • The Best Pumpkin Spice Item Is the Scone, You Fools

    The Best Pumpkin Spice Item Is the Scone, You Fools

    Autumn is here in the U.S., which means a deluge of questionable pumpkin spice items, along with some dubious opinions on their merits. I am here to tell you that the best pumpkin spice item is not a Starbucks latte, it’s not the bread, and it’s certainly not the fucking travesty that is the pumpkin-spice…


  • Turn Your Frappucino Into an Alcoholic Slushie

    Turn Your Frappucino Into an Alcoholic Slushie

    Bottled Frappuccinos will never fail to transport me to the year 1999. I am 13 years old — all Clinique Happy and butterfly clips — and sipping a chilled Mocha coffee drink from a glass bottle seems like the height of adult sophistication. I hadn’t really thought about the drink in a long time, not…