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  • These Things Are Bringing Down the Value of Your Home

    These Things Are Bringing Down the Value of Your Home

    If you’re a homeowner, you’ve no doubt checked out your home’s estimated value on Zillow a time or two (or sixty). And while that dollar amount can paint a general picture of your home’s worth based on its square footage, number of bedrooms, tax records, and recent homes sales in your area, it can’t account…


  • How to Hide That You’re Pooping

    How to Hide That You’re Pooping

    The world doesn’t need to know when you’re taking a shit. Sure, it’s a normal bodily function that nobody need be ashamed of — but sometimes you just want to poop without announcing it to everyone via sounds and smells. Here’s how to do that.


  • How to Fold Towels Like You’re at the Goddamn Spa

    How to Fold Towels Like You’re at the Goddamn Spa

    It’s winter. The days are short, the nights are cold, and the post-holiday serotonin levels, they are a-dropping. Omicron and inflation are surging and it’s Dry January, a time during which, many of us attempt to cope without booze. You know what this moment calls for? Some nicely folded fucking towels.


  • Why You Should Stop Using the Phrase ‘Master Bedroom’

    Why You Should Stop Using the Phrase ‘Master Bedroom’

    Fans of TV shows featuring house-hunting, flipping, flopping, or home improvement may have noticed a new term popping up in more recent episodes: “primary bedroom.” It’s also slowly becoming the norm in real estate descriptions, and even if the term is unfamiliar at first, context clues will tell you that “primary bedroom” can — and,…