It's considered poor form to get the internet to do your homework for you. 99 per cent of these requests are ignored or deleted with impunity, but when one slips through the cracks, well, the results can be strangely hilarious.

In high school, our hockey coach was a demigod. Hockey at the school was so important it nearly transcended the concept of sports. Our coach was a natural teacher and dexterously wove in life lessons into nearly every hockey lesson. And there were a lot of hockey lessons.

Some truly gross stories of bad gym behaviour, an uplifting visit to a tea farm that's been operating for over 600 years and how to get over the whole "X years experience required" in a job application in this week's Thinking Cap!