Last week, six members of Gizmodo, Kotaku and Lifehacker Australia attended a unisex pole dancing class. (It was a hump day and we were bored.) There was an even mix of males and females with varying degrees of pole-dancing experience. Needless to say, most of the men were completely out of their element -- and that was before they started straddling poles. Here's everything the unusual experience taught one bloke. (Chief takeaway: Male pole dancing is hard.)