personal life

  • How to Fold Towels Like You’re at the Goddamn Spa

    How to Fold Towels Like You’re at the Goddamn Spa

    It’s winter. The days are short, the nights are cold, and the post-holiday serotonin levels, they are a-dropping. Omicron and inflation are surging and it’s Dry January, a time during which, many of us attempt to cope without booze. You know what this moment calls for? Some nicely folded fucking towels.


  • Absolutely Do Not Cook This Goose

    Absolutely Do Not Cook This Goose

    I suffer from Marty McFly syndrome. Someone says a thing can’t be done, and I’ve already checked out three books on how to do it by the time they’ve taken their next breath. So when a Lifehacker reader commented on a recent duck article and asked about levelling up to goose, it might as well…


  • The Best Dinner Guests Bring Toilet Paper

    The Best Dinner Guests Bring Toilet Paper

    Being a dinner guest is an easier gig than being a dinner host, but the best guests always contribute in some fashion. Bringing a side dish the most classic move (bringing a bottle of wine is a close second), but there are lots of practical, non-edible things you can bring if you find yourself invited…