offspring

  • How to Create a Digital Baby Book

    How to Create a Digital Baby Book

    It’s nearly as cliché as every new parent’s plan to “sleep when the baby sleeps” — you buy the sweet baby book with all its spots for keepsakes, photos, and handwritten memories. You’re going to document baby’s first tooth, first haircut, first word, first everything. You tuck it away on a bookshelf for safe keeping,…


  • How to Entertain a Bored-Arse Baby

    How to Entertain a Bored-Arse Baby

    They’ve got a few years before they’ll start the timeless childhood tradition of whining about how bored they are, despite the piles of toys they own, the stacks of books they could read, and the beautiful weather outside. But even babies can get bored, in their own way. That’s because they’re curious little explorers who…