mixed drinks

  • This Cucumber Gimlet Is a Weekend Necessity

    This Cucumber Gimlet Is a Weekend Necessity

    If necessity is The Mother of Invention, then it would seem that capitalism is The Father 0f Superfluity. How many skin care lines or podcasts or artisanal gins the world needs is, I suppose, subjective and debatable, but I feel comfortable saying that the dominating motivators of invention in the modern world are fabricating problems…


  • Unleash Angostura’s Star Power With a Trinidad Sour

    Unleash Angostura’s Star Power With a Trinidad Sour

    If I had to pick one bottle of bitters to use for the rest of my life, it would undoubtedly be Angostura. Ubiquitous behind bar counters, distinctly dressed in its yellow cap and oversized paper label crowded with dizzyingly tiny script, Angostura “Aromatic” bitters are easy to identify both by look and taste. I often…


  • Pretend You Actually Care It’s Christmas With ‘The Flip’

    Pretend You Actually Care It’s Christmas With ‘The Flip’

    I don’t mean to brag, but one of the best things about being estranged from most of my family (aside from self-preservation) is that I don’t have to give a shit about the holidays if I don’t want to. And most years, I don’t. Most years, I coast and shimmy in my snow globe of…


  • So You Bought the Wrong Milk for Your Pumpkin Pie

    So You Bought the Wrong Milk for Your Pumpkin Pie

    Sweetened condensed milk and evaporated milk are two distinct products, but it’s easy to get them confused. They’re both milk that comes in cans, and they’re usually stocked right next to each other, often with the same cute little cow on the label. Grabbing one when you meant to grab the other is not outside…