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  • How to Make a Duckling Think You’re Its Mother

    How to Make a Duckling Think You’re Its Mother

    My goal in life is to have a squad of six ducklings following me around at all times, because I think this will make women like me. I’ve tried walking around with a parrot on my shoulder, wearing spats, and being super into iguanas, and none of them worked out, but I have a solid…