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How to Befriend Crows and Turn Them Against Your Enemies
A few months ago, I endeavoured to imprint myself onto a bunch of ducks so they’d think I was their mother. It wasn’t great. All the ducks did was crap all over my house, and, my god, the constant quacking. So I’m moving onto crows. Instead of a gaggle of stupid ducklings following me around,…