frozen food

  • We’re Waffling Egg Rolls for Breakfast, Because Why Not

    We’re Waffling Egg Rolls for Breakfast, Because Why Not

    To me, the lines between “breakfast,” “lunch,” and “dinner” have always been blurry. Mealtimes are, after all, constructs created to fit the needs of the people, and they vary greatly from culture to culture. The Romans didn’t eat breakfast, and the British have an elaborate “tea” system I have yet to fully grasp. (Based on…


  • How To Make A Frozen Pizza Less Sad

    I am not above eating a frozen anything, much less a frozen pizza, but I cannot help but make modifications. Even the best frozen pizza can benefit from a few tweaks or finishing touches. (This does not apply to Totino’s Party Pizza, which is its own unique, some would say “perfect,” product.)