condiments

  • I Drank Ketchup Packets on My Run, for Science

    I Drank Ketchup Packets on My Run, for Science

    Even before I sucked down my first ketchup packet of the workout, I knew I had fallen for a dumb publicity stunt by Heinz. But as a Pittsburgher, I am required to take Heinz ketchup seriously. I can get the stuff to slide easily out of any glass bottle, I won’t eat Hunt’s, and I…


  • This 2-Ingredient Glaze Recipe Is Good on Any Meat

    This 2-Ingredient Glaze Recipe Is Good on Any Meat

    There are so many good jams, jellies, and preserved fruit spreads in this world, it can be easy to accumulate quite a collection. (At any given time, I have three to five Bonne Maman jars in my fridge.) Though these fruity beauties are perfect on nothing more than good bread, they can also be used…


  • Influencers Are Bad at Washing Produce

    Influencers Are Bad at Washing Produce

    Across all of social media, I keep encountering a certain brand of annoying influencer behaviour. Instagram, Facebook, TikTok — all are packed with videos that feature someone (usually a white woman) subjecting fruits and vegetables to an elaborate cleaning and repackaging process, supposedly immediately upon arriving home with them from the grocery store. Not only…