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This Caramelised Pickle Dip Slaps
When I was 10, I “wrote” a parody version of Melissa Etheridge’s “I’m the Only One,” switching out the sapphic longing for pickle cravings. Unfortunately, the only lyrics I can remember are, “But I’m the only one who’ll walk across the fire for pickles/ and I’m the only one who’ll drown in my desire for…
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7 Perfect Pickles You Must Keep on Hand at All Times
I learned that I had ADHD late in life. It became funny when I went from hesitatingly revealing it to close friends to realising literally every single woman I know (and most of the rest of the people I know, too) all have ADHD.

