Kelsey McKinney

Kelsey McKinney is a staff writer for Deadspin.
  • How To Build The Perfect Gingerbread House

    I am not an architect. I do not know how to understand blueprints or make things stable or even really understand what a “model” does. I am a competent cook, but a bad baker. The two layer cakes I have attempted to make in my life both began to slump like the tower in Pisa…