Give the Gift of a Not-So-Silent Night With These 12 Sex Toys

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December 8, 2023 at 11:30 am

Give the Gift of a Not-So-Silent Night With These 12 Sex Toys

Contributor: Tiffany Forbes

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Christmas is well and truly on the horizon, folks, which means tis’ the season for present-hunting. If you’re a part of the organised gang, who started writing their gift-giving lists in July, then firstly, we are not the same, but God, I admire you. However, if you’re a part of the latter, who didn’t even realise that we’re 17 days out, then hey, join the club.

The good news? No matter what boat you’re in, we have a bunch of gift ideas to get your Secret Santa ready in no time. But while you’re shopping for all your nearest and dearest, don’t forget to nab a few things for the number one priority in your life: you! That’s why we’ve rounded up a hot list of sexy Christmas gifts that are sure to put you on the naughty list.

Alternatively, if you’re coupled up and looking for a spicy way to show your affections this year, don’t doubt the power of a good ol’ sex toy that you can both enjoy.

So, if you’re hoping to have yourself a merry little Christmas (in more ways than one), check out our list of sexy gift options below.

Vush Majesty 2 + Empress 2 Bundle

Turn those Ho Ho Ho’s into oh, oh, oh’s with Vush’s Majesty 2 + Empress 2 bundle. It comes with Vush’s best-selling clit sucker and powerful wand and is sure to deliver some not-so-silent nights.

Shop Vush, $174.90 (usually $318)

Frenchie Le Petit L’Ultimate Lovers Kit

Fitted with Frenchie’s best-selling dual motor flexible vibrator, The Double Entendre, as well as their sold-out lube, wet wipes, eye mask and lovers dice, this pack is the ultimate gift for couples (and the complete starter pack to a steamy night).

Shop Frenchie, $180

NORMAL’s Billie Vibrator

Perfect for both solo and partnered use, this little gem is the ultimate find if you like the feel of a good ol’ gentle stroke. What’s better NORMAL also offers a 100-night stand guarantee, so if you buy it and it simply doesn’t hit the spot – you’re entitled to a full refund.

Shop NORMAL, $160

Splash Blankets Waterproof Splash Blanket

Your clean-up rag has truly never looked better, thanks to Splash Blankets, who have just dropped a new range of waterproof blankets for you to lay down before you do the deed — especially if it’s that time of the month. The perfect gift idea for couples or solo play.

Shop Slash Blanket, $129.99

LELO F1S V2

Using dual motors, this device claims to “massage with deeply satisfying sonic waves”, which is truly the ultimate act of self-love in my books. Nab yourself one now at this awesome sale price for a limited time only.

Shop LELO, $295.20 (usually $369)

Lovehoney Wild Weekend Mega Couple’s Sex Toy Kit (11-piece)

Talk about getting into the spirit of things. This Wild Weekend Couple’s Sex Toy Kit comes with 11 pieces of fun, including a range of vibrators, anal toys, cock rings and more for both parties to enjoy.

Shop Lovehoney, $64.97 (usually $129.95)