How To Get The KFC Colonel Sanders Dating App

KFC dating app

Have you ever stared at the jovial face of Colonel Sanders and found yourself having impure thoughts? Us neither. Nevertheless, KFC reckons a lot of customers are 'DTF' with the white-whiskered mascot - and it's created a new dating app for them to sate their desires with. No, really. Here are the details.

Colonel Sanders is hot and he has his own dating game to prove it. That seems to be the impetus behind I Love You, Colonel Sanders!; a bizarre app for PC officially sanctioned by KFC. We feel that merits repeating: this is an official KFC product.

Here's the product description:

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! A Finger Lickin’ Good Dating Simulator follows you, a promising culinary student, as you try to date your classmate, Colonel Sanders. Throughout your journey, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions that will affect your chances of friendship and love. But be careful! Your choices have real consequences with real animated characters’ feelings at stake.

Do you have what it takes to survive culinary school? Will Colonel Sanders choose you to be his business partner? Or maybe even so much more? Find out in the most finger lickin’ good dating simulator ever created—a game that KFC actually made.

Features:

  • 9 lovable characters
  • Multiple hours of play-through
  • Dateable Colonel Sanders
  • A secret ending! Shh!
  • Secret recipes! Double Shh!
  • Cooking battles
  • Battle battles
  • Earn a degree from a fictional culinary school
  • 11 Herbs and Spices
  • Cute miniature food
  • Officially created by KFC. No, really

Remember that time McDonald's turned Ronald McDonald into a sexualised clown woman? This is worse.

I Love You, Colonel Sanders! launches globally on September 24. Click here to add it to your Steam wish list.

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[Via Kotaku Australia]


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